Review: Elwood Detroit – Where Tigers Roam and Comfort Food Reigns

Rating: 9/10 for vibes, 1/10 for diet-friendly

The Experience:
Walking into Elwood Detroit (@elwooddetroit) is like stepping into a Detroit time capsule—retro decor, neon lights, and a vibe that screams “Motor City pride.” Located just a stone’s throw from Comerica Park, this spot is a go-to for Tigers fans pre- and post-game. In fact, the Tigers themselves have been known to stop by for a bite. 🐅⚾

The menu is packed with comfort food classics, from juicy burgers to crispy fried chicken, and the portions are so generous, you’ll need a to-go box (or a nap). But here’s the catch: Once you start eating, it’s hard to stop. One minute you’re nibbling on a burger, and the next you’re debating whether you can fit a slice of pie into your stomach. Spoiler alert: You can.

The Pros:

  • Tigers Connection: Located near Comerica Park and frequented by players, it’s a must-visit for baseball fans.

  • Retro Vibes: The decor is nostalgic and Insta-worthy.

  • Comfort Food: The burgers, fried chicken, and mac and cheese are the stuff of dreams.

  • Generous Portions: You’ll leave full—and probably with leftovers.

The Cons:

  • Calorie Overload: This is not the place for calorie counters.

  • Lines: The place gets busy, especially on game days, but trust us, it’s worth the wait.

  • Self-Control: Saying “no” to dessert is harder than saying no to a puppy.

Pro Tips:

  1. Go Early: The best seats fill up fast, especially on game days.

  2. Share (or Don’t): Sharing is optional. No judgment if you keep the whole plate to yourself.

  3. Try the Pie: The desserts are homemade and worth every calorie.

  4. Wear Stretchy Pants: You’ll need the extra room. Trust us.

Final Thoughts:
Elwood Detroit is the kind of place that makes you believe in love at first bite. It’s retro, it’s indulgent, and it’s worth every calorie. Just don’t blame us when you’re back for your third burger of the week.

Rating: 9/10 stars for being a comfort food masterpiece. Would recommend, but only if you’re ready to commit.

Check them out here: Elwood Detroit

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