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Detroit Axe: Where Throwing Sharp Objects Is Somehow a Good Idea
A picturesque escape into the world of throwing sharp objects while drinking beer. With its rustic decor, loud music, and immaculately maintained throwing lanes, Detroit Axe is perfect for stress relief, date nights, and anyone who doesn’t mind paying $30 to hurl axes at a wall.
Detroit Zoo: Where Animals Roam (and Humans Line Up)
Offering a picturesque escape into the wild (or at least, a very well-maintained version of it). With its iconic exhibits, sprawling grounds, and immaculately maintained habitats, the zoo is perfect for animal lovers, families, and anyone who doesn’t mind paying $20 for parking and $10 for a bottle of water.
The Henry Ford Museum: Where History Meets Hiking (and Exhaustion)
Ah, The Henry Ford Museum – the crown jewel of Dearborn, offering a picturesque escape into the world of innovation, history, and really big cars.
Slow’s Bar BQ: Where Barbecue Dreams (and Waits) Come True
Ah, Slow’s Bar BQ – the crown jewel of Corktown, offering a picturesque escape from Detroit’s urban chaos.
Comerica Park and Bark: Where the Tigers Roar and the Fun Soars!
The pride of Detroit and home of the Tigers, offering a picturesque escape from the city’s urban chaos.
Motor City Mike