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Applebee’s on Eight Mile: Neon Lights, Microwave Bites, and All the 2000s Vibes
The Neighborhood Grill & Bar that’s been serving up “flavor” and “fun” since before anyone asked for it.
Detroit Riverwalk: Where the City Meets the Shoreline – A Stroll Through Motor City’s Best-Kept Gem
The crown jewel of the city’s waterfront, offering a picturesque escape along the banks of the Detroit River.